I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker.
He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog
fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he
said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm
making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog,
you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY
smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
*huge explosion*
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at
that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so
guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what
you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the
earth. I'm gonna go higher.
I'm pissing on the MOOOON!
How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the
fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on
you too!